thetfkitsune

     The contestants entered the auditorium through the same door they had a week ago to thunderous applause. Unlike a week ago, the auditorium was filled to the brim with people. Buff security guards stood along the aisle, preventing any people from leaving their seats and interfering with the contestants as they made their way to the stage.     “Ladies and Gentlemen! The assistants have arrived and we can finally get this show on the road!” Drake said, stirring the crowd into a frenzy. “A week ago we tasked these assistants to put their own spin on some classic magic tricks, and now the culmination of their hard work has

I called a witch a cow the other day Between my legs a swollen udder grew I should be much more careful what I say A simple task now that I only moo I'm happy that she made my hips more wide But sad I cant use pants or underwear And now it sways and jiggles when I stride Some nudity is nice but people stare My big udder is from a dairy cow Milking myself so often is a chore I feel the needy fullness growing now Ignored, my teats will drip upon the floor Yet had I known the woman was occult I wouldn't change my wonderful insult